1. If it itches, you can reach it! And no one will be offended if you scratch in public.
2. No one notices if you have hair growing in weird places as you grow older!
3. Personal hygiene is a blast: you are not expected to take a bath everyday, or even comb
your own hair!
4. No one gets upset if you fall asleep while they're talking!
5. You can sleep
6. You never get into trouble for putting your head on a stranger's lap!
7. You don't have to worry about good table manners!
8. If you gain weight, it's someone else's fault.
9. A garbage can is a fast food stop!
10. Having a wet nose is considered a sign of good health!
11. Who needs a big home entertainment system? A bone or old shoe can entertain for hours!
12. It doesn't take much to make you happy! You're excited to see the same people. They just have to leave the room for 5 minutes and come back!
13. You can spend hours smelling stuff
14. No one ever expects you to pay for lunch or dinner!
15. You get your parents to shop at Heads Up For Tails
and then enjoy all of HUFT's awesome creations!